Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Tmr's last training with our NCOs...I dunno whether to be sad or happy. Sad, because we will nvr get trained by them and hear them joke again. Happy, because this is the first in a very VERY long time tat they train us (u noe, the damned H1N1).
We really want to make it the besting training ever, but there are many problems:
1. Some of us, including me, lost the candles the NCOs gave us. (IM MAJORLY SCREWED. My mum threw it away because "it was a redundant mess in my room".)
2. We are planning to wear the other pair of socks, but we SOMEHOW got different lengths. Summarising, totally UN-STANDARDISED!!!
3. Some ppl *ahem*, *ahem* and *ahem* might screw everything up.
4. Yunshan might go so high tat I get pissed. As u all noe, she might get MAJORLY BEATEN up.

Talking about Yunshan, I come up with a horrible plan on wat to do to her if she pisses me off with her stupid enthusiasm. SCREW YOUR ENTHU-NESS U ばか!!!
1. Beat her up with my (used to be) fav Taekwondo move---Side+back kick (Basically, u do a side kick, turn around and kick her in the stomach)
2. Throw her onto a road.
3. Used a steamroller and run over her.
4. For extra effect, use a 2000-wheel car and drive over her.
5. Use a knife and scrap her off the ground.
6. Burn her with 'sacred fire'

-PURE EVILNESS- Muahahaha...

Today, ACES day stupid screwed dance again. The only part I liked was when Nandita did the moon walk. She rox serious shit!!! Anyways, our class cant seem to rmb her bdae, AND SHE IS OUR SPSL!!! We only know it's in September...And for me and Shan Shan, it would b awkward singing happy bdae to her bcos *ahem* would b staring at us... BUT WE WUN MIND!!! Still, AWKWARD!!!

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